Your Duck is Dead https://bcjkdramasincalifornia.runboard.com/t169799 Runboard| Your Duck is Dead en-us Fri, 29 Mar 2024 06:28:11 +0000 Fri, 29 Mar 2024 06:28:11 +0000 https://www.runboard.com/ rssfeeds_managingeditor@runboard.com (Runboard.com RSS feeds managing editor) rssfeeds_webmaster@runboard.com (Runboard.com RSS feeds webmaster) akBBS 60 Re: Your Duck is Deadhttps://bcjkdramasincalifornia.runboard.com/p2057858,from=rss#post2057858https://bcjkdramasincalifornia.runboard.com/p2057858,from=rss#post2057858That one made me crack up, too! Glad you all liked these. If I get another funny forwarded to me, I shall post it here. nondisclosed_email@example.com (Hiroshi66)Wed, 24 Oct 2012 06:54:38 +0000 Re: Your Duck is Deadhttps://bcjkdramasincalifornia.runboard.com/p2057852,from=rss#post2057852https://bcjkdramasincalifornia.runboard.com/p2057852,from=rss#post2057852 class blockquote This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. This was my favorite! nondisclosed_email@example.com (nchristi)Tue, 23 Oct 2012 14:40:34 +0000 Re: Your Duck is Deadhttps://bcjkdramasincalifornia.runboard.com/p2057797,from=rss#post2057797https://bcjkdramasincalifornia.runboard.com/p2057797,from=rss#post2057797Yes, that was a funny one! I loved the kidney bank/Liverpool one. nondisclosed_email@example.com (Hiroshi66)Sun, 21 Oct 2012 14:49:05 +0000 Re: Your Duck is Deadhttps://bcjkdramasincalifornia.runboard.com/p2057792,from=rss#post2057792https://bcjkdramasincalifornia.runboard.com/p2057792,from=rss#post2057792Thanks for sharing Hiroshi66 - several LOL moments. My favorite one was the second part of the bit, the part with "details are sketchy."nondisclosed_email@example.com (SuperRookie)Sun, 21 Oct 2012 13:50:05 +0000 Re: Your Duck is Deadhttps://bcjkdramasincalifornia.runboard.com/p2057789,from=rss#post2057789https://bcjkdramasincalifornia.runboard.com/p2057789,from=rss#post2057789Glad you liked it, Peg! nondisclosed_email@example.com (Hiroshi66)Sun, 21 Oct 2012 08:35:35 +0000 Re: Your Duck is Deadhttps://bcjkdramasincalifornia.runboard.com/p2057769,from=rss#post2057769https://bcjkdramasincalifornia.runboard.com/p2057769,from=rss#post2057769Greg dear. Some of those puns made me laugh outloud. Clever.nondisclosed_email@example.com (brad6)Sat, 20 Oct 2012 11:26:00 +0000 Re: Your Duck is Deadhttps://bcjkdramasincalifornia.runboard.com/p2057767,from=rss#post2057767https://bcjkdramasincalifornia.runboard.com/p2057767,from=rss#post2057767While we're at it, just thought I'd share these fun puns I got in an e-mail the other day. Punography When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O. We're going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz. I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. When you get a bladder infection urine trouble. Broken pencils are pointless. I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool . I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx. I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes. A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! nondisclosed_email@example.com (Hiroshi66)Sat, 20 Oct 2012 09:51:48 +0000 Re: Your Duck is Deadhttps://bcjkdramasincalifornia.runboard.com/p2057753,from=rss#post2057753https://bcjkdramasincalifornia.runboard.com/p2057753,from=rss#post2057753Fun joke, Peg. Thanks for sharing. nondisclosed_email@example.com (SuperRookie)Fri, 19 Oct 2012 16:37:29 +0000 Re: Your Duck is Deadhttps://bcjkdramasincalifornia.runboard.com/p2057744,from=rss#post2057744https://bcjkdramasincalifornia.runboard.com/p2057744,from=rss#post2057744Good one! nondisclosed_email@example.com (nchristi)Fri, 19 Oct 2012 14:11:46 +0000 Re: Your Duck is Deadhttps://bcjkdramasincalifornia.runboard.com/p2057737,from=rss#post2057737https://bcjkdramasincalifornia.runboard.com/p2057737,from=rss#post2057737LOL, that is too cute! Thanks for sharing, Peg! nondisclosed_email@example.com (Hiroshi66)Fri, 19 Oct 2012 06:02:39 +0000 Your Duck is Deadhttps://bcjkdramasincalifornia.runboard.com/p2057725,from=rss#post2057725https://bcjkdramasincalifornia.runboard.com/p2057725,from=rss#post2057725Forgive me if you have heard this. It makes me smile and that is a good thing for us all I think. Lady went into the Veterinary office carrying a limp duck. Lady 'Oh doctor I am so worried. My duck won't eat and I think he is sick.' Vet. After listening with stethascope to duck....' Madam Your Duck is Dead' Lady. Great distress " Oh no Dr. please can't you do some tests to make sure?' Dr. leaves room and returns with a Black Labrador Retriever. Labrador puts paws on table and carefully sniffs the duck from beak to feet. then looks up and shakes his head. Dr. says to lady Madam Your Duck is Dead. Lady Oh please Dr. isn't there anything you can do? Please' Dr/ leaves and returns with Black cat who jumps up on table and carefully sniffs the duck from beak to feet. then give a little 'Miaow' and jumps down. Dr. says 'Madam Your Duck is Dead. He then goes to desk and brings bill to lady. Lady A hundred and fifty dollars??? My duck is dead and you are charging me all this money. Dr. Well I told you your Duck was Dead and my fee was thirty dollars but now with the Lab. Fee and the Cat Scan I'm afraid it is more.     nondisclosed_email@example.com (brad6)Thu, 18 Oct 2012 18:18:56 +0000