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Forgive me if you have heard this. It makes me smile and that is a good thing for us all I think.

Lady went into the Veterinary office carrying a limp duck.
Lady 'Oh doctor I am so worried. My duck won't eat and I think he is sick.'

Vet. After listening with stethascope to duck....' Madam Your Duck is Dead'

Lady. Great distress " Oh no Dr. please can't you do some tests to make sure?'

Dr. leaves room and returns with a Black Labrador Retriever.
Labrador puts paws on table and carefully sniffs the duck from beak to feet. then looks up
and shakes his head. Dr. says to lady Madam Your Duck is Dead.

Lady Oh please Dr. isn't there anything you can do? Please'

Dr/ leaves and returns with Black cat who jumps up on table and carefully sniffs the duck from beak to feet. then give a little 'Miaow' and jumps down. Dr. says 'Madam Your Duck is Dead.
He then goes to desk and brings bill to lady.

Lady A hundred and fifty dollars??? My duck is dead and you are charging me all this money.

Dr. Well I told you your Duck was Dead and my fee was thirty dollars but now with the Lab. Fee

and the Cat Scan I'm afraid it is more.
   




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LOL, that is too cute! Thanks for sharing, Peg!
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Good one! emoticon
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Fun joke, Peg. Thanks for sharing. emoticon

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While we're at it, just thought I'd share these fun puns I got in an e-mail the other day. emoticon


Punography

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

We're going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.

Broken pencils are pointless.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
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Greg dear.

Some of those puns made me laugh outloud. Clever.
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Glad you liked it, Peg! emoticon
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Thanks for sharing Hiroshi66 - several LOL moments. My favorite one was the second part of the bit, the part with "details are sketchy."

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Yes, that was a funny one! I loved the kidney bank/Liverpool one. emoticon
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class blockquote This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. This was my favorite!
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